“I need a new site,” I thought to myself the other day. “A site which will be static and, besides the regular Internet, accessible via a Tor onion service as well.” Admittedly, “I need a new site” should have been more like “I would like a new site to play with”. And as far as Tor is concerned, I have precisely zero sensitive/classified/secret information to share. So, in reality, out of the dozen regular visitors my new site will probably be welcoming per month, precisely zero of them will have a substantive reason to use the corresponding onion service.